KENNETH BIGALOW’S HEART
May 31, 2010
Kenneth Bigalow’s restless heart rambled throughout his body, never stopping for more than an hour in any one place. Naturally, he went to the doctor.
After completing the examination, the doctor said, “Mr. Bigalow, you’ve got a severe case of restless heart syndrome.”
“What should I do about it?” asked Kenneth Bigalow.
“You might become an optometrist,” suggested the doctor.
“Will that really help?” asked Kenneth Bigalow.
“It couldn’t hurt,” replied the doctor, and he then hit Kenneth Bigalow over the head with a rubber chicken.
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