June 20, 2010
This glade may be found in the Eastern Foothills of the Orrun Mountains far from the bramble bower hedge home of Bekka (Bekka of Thorns at http://www.wildchildpublishing.com). Blue-skinned roaming tailors graze their flooce flocks on grasses such as these.
June 19, 2010
You may see such disfigurements far and wide over California – and in some such places, where only meadows and forests are visible – not a living creature, not a house, no stick or stone, or remnant of a ruin, and not a sound, not even a whisper to disturb the sabbath stillness – you […]
June 18, 2010
“You know you shouldn’t have teased me about my ax collection, dear.”
June 17, 2010
LIFE IS LIKE A PIXIE STOLEN FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH
June 16, 2010
Nostradamus Coelacanth, the oldest of the fishes Built himself a lightning boat and filled it up with dishes Sailed it down to Birmingham to taste the local knishes Fulfilling once and yes for all his fondest childhood wishes
June 15, 2010
This formidable maiden is Nimble Missst, famous for her snapjaw mind. Bekka’s (yowzah yowzah, purchase Bekka of Thorns at http://www.wildchildpublishing.com) 7th chronicle tells of Nimble Missst’s adventures when she sets out to find the ridiculous Blossom Prince, Zootch.
June 14, 2010
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June 13, 2010
Mervis Plelmorkler contemplated snowy egrets. Completing contemplation, he practiced contortions. Contortions taken care of, he welded himself a sandwich. Lunch over, he filled out the application to legally change his name. Laying aside the pen, he muttered his newly chosen name aloud. “Marty Prassmalleter,” he said, smiling his secret smile, the one with handlebars.
June 12, 2010
The black bog had him by the feet; the sucking of the ground drew him on, like the thirsty lips of death. Well, R.D. churned out many a romance in the second half of the 19th century, but he hit the jackpot when he wrote Lorna Doone. Great story. Great characters. Great. Late 16th century […]
June 11, 2010
“Can I have a few bites of your Nietzscheburger if I order the Gandhi diet platter?”