December 7, 2010

When upon a time once a crone gave to a young peddler an enchanted wolf nose cloak in thanks for removing a thorn from her paw, she explained its power of invisibility, but not the hen allergy curse it cast on its wearer. Therefore, when the peddler sneezed while strolling by a chicken coop, his location was pinpointed and the subsequent bludgeoning he suffered proved fatal. He was still invisible, though. So there’s that.

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