Once upon a time the loon, the loonette, and the loon princeling were driving up to Tuolumne Meadows in the high country of Yosemite National Park. The loon was at the wheel when a speeding vehicle roared up from behind, passed on the right, swerved back in front and shot off careening into the distance. […]
Are you crept hither to see the wrastling? My own answer to this question posed in ‘As You Like It’ would be, “Yes, Bill, I are.”
“Ask us if we’ve reached an agreement, JB, and you’re going to witness one hell of a song and dance. Go ahead, ask.”
Miss Pageant of 2011 is Rose Trelawny. Rose hails from Ames, Iowa and is a junior at the Arthur Glordobb School of Industrial Nomenclature. Her favorite color is bruise, and her favorite philosopher is Plato. For hobbies, she enjoys kayaking on dry land and knitting perfume from leftover whales. Her heart’s desire is world peace […]
The wheels of the universe turned toward the singular wink in time when the swimming pool in Sylvia Proll’s backyard would be a portal into the 16th dimension. Sylvia jackknifed and entered the water at the critical wink. She certainly was surprised to find herself supervising bingo in one corner of a trade union hall […]
SOMETHING HAPPENS OFFICIALS ALARMED MUCH LESS IMPORTANT DETAIL THE IGNORED WARNINGS CLAMS SAFELY EVACUATED THE MAYOR IS STUPID SHORTAGE OF ACORNS EXPECTED MICE SCURRY POLITICIANS BLOVIATE
The man who scaled skyscrapers felt mighty low. He sighed and sank deeper into the embrace of the sofa. What was the use? Skyscrapers with scales were certainly scarce, it’s true. What was he supposed to do? Go to work in a fish market? As if. He scaled skyscrapers, not haddock. He stared at the […]
4 years to Bobby Seale for contempt of court
“You’re right, kid. When it gets to the nitty gritty, it’s all about us rhinos.”
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
