CLOSING ARGUMENT

July 26, 2011

Ladies and gents of the jury

I haven’t got too much to say (but I’ll pay)

I’m sure you’re all in a hurry

Free my client and I’ll go away

 

Ladies and gents of the jury

I’ll leave you with this final thought (but I’ll pay)

My tongue this morning was furry

From swilling some rotgut I’d bought

 

Ladies and gents of the jury

I doff my cap to you (but I’ll pay)

Don’t make a poor mother worry

You all know what to do

Leave a Reply