August 28, 2011

On the morning of her wedding day, while her maid of honor put the finishing touches on her hair, Marie contemplated her future with Lars. Meanwhile, Lars …

… was similarly occupied with thoughts of a lifelong partnership with Marie. Believe it or not, the wedding proceeded apace, and the couple remained married for 72 years. They raised 16 children and a herd of water buffaloes. Marie became a famed proctologist, and Lars lived for long stretches of time under a canoe in a hollowed out dirt bunker beneath the buffalo herd. Lars and Marie both remembered their wedding day as the happiest day in their lives.

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