THE WEDDING DAY
August 28, 2011
On the morning of her wedding day, while her maid of honor put the finishing touches on her hair, Marie contemplated her future with Lars. Meanwhile, Lars …
… was similarly occupied with thoughts of a lifelong partnership with Marie. Believe it or not, the wedding proceeded apace, and the couple remained married for 72 years. They raised 16 children and a herd of water buffaloes. Marie became a famed proctologist, and Lars lived for long stretches of time under a canoe in a hollowed out dirt bunker beneath the buffalo herd. Lars and Marie both remembered their wedding day as the happiest day in their lives.
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