November 10, 2011

The venison pictured here made a fatal mistake. Intently focused on the loon, he failed to notice the stealthy sidle of the loon’s triffid. It’s was over quickly and painlessly, the venison rendered instantly senseless by the triffid’s deadly sting. The triffid, I might add, wastes no food and is an extremely efficient diner. It could be president of the Clean Plate Club if it so desired. Neatness counts in the world of triffids. And plenty of meat.

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