THE ENT INTERVIEW
May 1, 2012
The loon was most fortunate to meet this ent, a triffid ally here to participate in the upcoming triffid invasion and takeover of the earth. The loon, being the loon, more or less botched the interview.
LOON: Wow, you sure are tall. How tall are you?
ENT: 232 feet as the crow flies.
LOON: Do you eat honey?
ENT: No.
LOON: I eat honey. It’s good.
ENT: ………..
LOON: Do you hate birds landing on you and stuff?
ENT: No.
LOON: I got these new hiking shoes yesterday. They’re comfortable.
ENT: …………
LOON: Are you married?
ENT: No.
LOON: Me neither.
ENT: ………….
LOON: Well, guess I’ll be going now. See you later maybe.
ENT: Unless it’s after the invasion and you’re dead.
LOON: Okay.
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