BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DE GAULLE
Loon: They brought me another Frenchman for this week’s 3 question interview. What’s up with that? Anyway, here goes. So, Mister … Charles of France, is it? Ha, I kid. But, so, anyway, I’ve heard you were some sort of general or something. Did you ever actually use a typewriter yourself?
De Gaulle’s Ghost: No.
Loon: Not even once when your secretary was getting drunk at the aerodrome or some such thing?
De Gaulle’s Ghost: No.
Loon: I find that hard to believe. Come on. You had to have pecked out some urgent message at least once. Right?
De Gaulle’s Ghost: No.
Loon: Well, that’s all for today. Come back next week when I hope they bring me somebody who at least knew how to use a typewriter.


