BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – VONNEGUT
September 30, 2012
Loon: Today I’m pleased to announce they’ve brought me for the 3 Question Interview a writer named Burt Monokat … Huh? … Oh, it’s what? … Kurt Vonnegut? Okay, whatever. Anyway, Mr. Vonnegut, here’s my first question for you. Boxers or briefs?
Vonnegut’s Ghost: Depends.
Loon: Diapers? You wore diapers?
Vonnegut’s Ghost: No, no. Whether I wore boxers or briefs depended entirely on what phase of my life we’re discussing.
Loon: So you want me to narrow it down, do you?
Vonnegut’s Ghost: I don’t want you to do anything.
Loon: Fine, I won’t do anything then. That’s 3 questions anyway.
Vonnegut’s Ghost: Fine.
Loon: Fine.
