BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – P. T. BARNUM
October 7, 2012
Loon: Now we’re talking. Freaks in the circus and stuff. Mr. P. T. Barnum is in the house. Now I know the P stands for Philip, but what does the T stand for?
P. T. Barnum’s ghost: The P does not stand for Philip.
Loon: It doesn’t?
P. T. Barnum’s ghost: No sir, it most certainly and miraculously does not!
Loon: How about Paul?
P. T. Barnum’s ghost: Not Paul. No, not Paul, not by the lengthiest stretch of your imagination.
Loon: Well, I’m glad we cleared that up. That’s 3 questions for this week. Come back next week when once again we will probe in depth the secret mysteries of the land beyond the grave.
P. T. Barnum’s ghost: Well said.
Loon: It’s over. Shut up.
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