BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JAMES FENIMORE COOPER
November 18, 2012
Loon: Today I’m pleased to welcome a very famous writer ghost. It’s none other than the old follow the broken twig and footprints under a stream backwoodsman, James Fenimore Cooper. Welcome, Mr. Cooper. I have 3 questions for you. Are you willing to answer them?
Cooper’s ghost: Nothing would gratify me more, excepting perhaps the cry of a hawk in flight.
Loon: Good. Now then. Second question. Whoops, spilled the coffee. Didn’t get any on you, did I?
Cooper’s ghost: My spirit remains untainted.
Loon: Sorry. Anyway, last question. Darn, lost my place. Give me a second, will you?
Cooper’s ghost: I await, a placid duck, for your convenience. (mists away)
Loon: Oh, well. Heh. I’ll be back next week. Join me then.
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