December 23, 2012

Loon: Today I confront the ghost of Davy Crockett with 3 questions. I’ve been told that you killed a bear when you were only three. With that in mind, did you ever kill a rabbit in order to be someone’s friend?

Davy Crockett’s ghost: Plenty times. I done polecats and possums, too.

Loon: Very interesting. What’s the first word that comes to your mind when I say Andrew Jackson?

Davy Crockett’s ghost: He owes me 8 cents.

Loon: That’s more than one word.

Davy Crockett’s ghost: He still owes me 8 cents.

Loon: Other than the 8 cents, was Andrew Jackson a good cook?

Davy Crockett’s ghost: Had to be. Otherwise, his wife would beat him senseless.

Loon: Thanks, Davy. Join me again next week when I’ll be hosting the celebrity ghost interview blindfolded on the roof of the barn.

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