THE AUNTIE EM KWIZ ANSWER

January 11, 2013

Yes sirree bob, that Em, she sure was a one for fishin’.

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THE AUNTIE EM KWIZ

January 10, 2013

On the day of her marriage to the future Uncle Henry, the future Auntie Em (pictured above): a. looked forward to the dream of exploring the Nile with her beloved. b. looked forward to Henry selling the farm and moving with her to Chicago. c. looked forward to a lifetime of drudgery with a twinkle […]

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DADA SIMILE

January 9, 2013
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Life is like a cave with wings.

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ZOMBIE HEART

January 8, 2013
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Spice Island Hal sashayed into the local beverage dispensary and partook of nectars sufficient to render him incapable of movement. Whereupon Portugese Nell Pasternak, entwined overhead in a complicated arrangement of chandeliers, brought forth the following tapestry of speech: “And the flaccid tentacles of night descend Entrusting our hope to a writhing dawn Oh when, […]

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SAQUATCH CAM UPDATE

January 7, 2013
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I haven’t bothered lately to check and see if the sasquatch cam is still working. Well, I did, and well, it is.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARCEL DUCHAMP

January 6, 2013

Loon: They’ve brought me some artist named Marcel Duchamp. I’m not the greatest on art and things, but I’ll give it a go. 3 questions. Number one – Mister … or I suppose Herr, you being some sort of foreigner … Duchamp, in the olden days did you guys worship the sun? Marcel Duchamp’s ghost: […]

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A SENTENCE BY NEIL GAIMAN

January 5, 2013
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Bod hesitated, and a flutter of night-black velvet resolved itself into a man-shape. Writes well, does this bloke, eh what?

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THE WALLACE BEERY KWIZ ANSWER

January 4, 2013

In the photo, Wally is just leaving a shambled party wearing his hat as he normally did. One bright contestant, Sarah, surmised the correct answer to be a and e. Congratulations, Sarah.

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THE WALLACE BEERY KWIZ

January 3, 2013

Wallace Beery: a. never did learn how to wear a hat. b. never did earn that degree in horticulture. c. never did forget the debt he owed to porpoises. d. never did become a sheepherder in Montana. e. never did leave a party until a shambles was achieved.

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ANOTHER LESSON IN TITLING A PIECE OF ART

January 2, 2013
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BLACK GATE, BLOOD DESCENDING is an obvious choice, but far subtler would be HELEN’S DREAM or my personal favorite NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FINDING NEMO

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