BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – IGOR STRAVINSKY
March 24, 2013
Loon: I’m told this gentleman composed music. Mr. Strelinski, was it hard to clean between the piano keys when cracker crumbs got in there?
Stravinsky’s ghost: Da, you bet. Even harder was the syrup.
Loon: I can imagine. Also, is it true that all musicians like to ski?
Stravinsky’s ghost: Da, that’s true. Even better we like the billiards.
Loon: Fascinating. And finally, Dr. Krokonski, do you have a favorite tune?
Stravinsky’s ghost: Da.
Loon: Well, that’s fine, and thank you, sir, for submitting to my humble interrogation. Good-bye, or as you probably say in your native land, gut boy.
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