BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHARLIE CHAPLIN
Loon: We are invigorated today to welcome the one and only Charlie Chaplin to the 3 question interview. Tell us, Mr. Chaplin, why were you famous?
Chaplin’s ghost: I was a genius.
Loon: Some geniuses aren’t so famous. There must have been something else. What was it?
Chaplin’s ghost: My prodigious talent.
Loon: What do you feel was your greatest trait as a human being?
Chaplin’s ghost: My modesty.
Loon: Thank you, Mister Charles Chaplin, world famous Russian opera singer!
(Chaplin’s ghost swells with indignation, bursts into twinkles that wink away.)
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