BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SALVADOR DALI
Loon: For today’s 3 question interview I’m told we are honored to have a very famous painter here, Solomon Dolly. Question 1: Mr. Dolly, when painting a room, is it best to do the trim first, then the walls, or the reverse of whatever I just said?
Salvador Dali’s ghost: Fish.
Loon: Fish?
Salvador Dali’s ghost: FISH!
Loon: Okay, okay, I didn’t mean to … Well, moving along, what’s your favorite fish?
Salvador Dali’s ghost: An owl.
Loon: All right then. Oh, look. Time’s up. Have to go. (races from room as Dali’s ghost dissolves into an enigma.)
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