BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SALVADOR DALI

April 14, 2013

Loon: For today’s 3 question interview I’m told we are honored to have a very famous painter here, Solomon Dolly. Question 1: Mr. Dolly, when painting a room, is it best to do the trim first, then the walls, or the reverse of whatever I just said?

Salvador Dali’s ghost: Fish.

Loon: Fish?

Salvador Dali’s ghost: FISH!

Loon: Okay, okay, I didn’t mean to … Well, moving along, what’s your favorite fish?

Salvador Dali’s ghost: An owl.

Loon: All right then. Oh, look. Time’s up. Have to go. (races from room as Dali’s ghost dissolves into an enigma.)

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