BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GEORGE M. COHAN
June 30, 2013
Loon: With the 4th of July looming, The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to provide us with one George M. Cohan for the 3 question interview. I don’t know why. Mr. Cohan, do you know anything about skiffs?
Cohan’s ghost: Not a blessed thing, bucko.
Loon: Too bad. I’m thinking of getting one. So, about the 4th of July. What about the 4th of July?
Cohan’s ghost (sings): I’m a Yankee-Doodle dandy.
Loon: Are you?
Cohan’s ghost: That I am.
Loon: Good-bye.
(Cohan’s ghost tap dances straight up through the ceiling and gone.)
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