BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HARPO MARX
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have the highest unprecedented honor to present to you for the second time, ladies and gentlemen, the ghost of a movie star of unbound certitude, Mister Harpo Marx. Welcome again, Harpo.
Harpo’s ghost: (honks horn, grins maniacally)
Loon: First question. Could you really play the violin, or was that all faked?
Harpo’s ghost: (honks horn, grins maniacally)
Loon: I see. And did you get along with all those crazy brothers of yours?
Harpo’s ghost: (honks horn, grins maniacally)
Loon: Final question. All those ladies you chased. Did you ever catch one?
Harpo’s ghost: (honks horn, grins maniacally, runs away)
Loon: Join us next week when something else might happen. (remains standing awkwardly in place)
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