BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE GREAT PUMPKIN
October 27, 2013
Loon: I am especially pleased to welcome the ghost of The Great Pumpkin to the 3 question interview. Pumpkin, no, Pump, may I call you Pump?
Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Suit yourself, daddy-o.
Loon: So, Pump, why, for instance, do you always disappoint Linus when he waits for you in the patch?
Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Hey, not my fault if the dude always picks the wrong patch, is it? I mean, come on.
Loon: At any rate, can you give us a hint about where this year’s most sincere patch is located?
Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Dude, seriously. You know it don’t work that way. I gotta split. Later. (Splits, half disappearing through ceiling, half through floor)
Loon: Well, I tried. (shrugs)
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