October 20, 2013
Loon: We have royalty among us for our 3 question interview today, a king of England. Your Solemn Royalness, how many powdered wigs did you own? George III’s ghost: I spy a sparrow on your brow. Loon: Huh? Oh, no, that’s just where I smeared my forehead with tar. So, did you guard your face […]
October 19, 2013
His unconscious was rapidly becoming a well-stoked pantheon of tutelary phobias and obsessions homing in to his already over-burdened psyche like lost telepaths. J.G. Ballard renders one of the highfalutin sentences in his quite strangely good The Drowned World.
October 18, 2013
Mae would certainly have won the race with Mary Pickford if not for one thing.In the final lung taxing straightaway, Mae continued to breathe through her nose, refusing to disturb the perfection of her Cupid bow pout by opening her mouth to suck in sufficient oxygen. Mary sped by and breasted the tape.
October 17, 2013
Silent film star Mae Murray: a. was not being funny on purpose. b. used her Cupid bow pout so much that her lip muscles grew strong enough to tear the caps off of beer bottles. c. once lost a footrace to Mary Pickford. d. had a smaller mansion built inside her larger mansion. e. anticipated […]
October 14, 2013
Tammy’s neighbors gossiped, kept up a constant whine. Tammy’s neighbors wondered why she never toed the line. The orders weren’t muddled. In fact, they were quite clear. Gold was the chosen color for all the leaves this year.
October 13, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me that this great big horse can answer questions yes or no by tapping once or twice with a hoof. Is this true? Secretariat’s ghost: I suppose so if you want to be simplistic about it. Here’s a better idea. Why don’t I just talk instead? Loon: […]
October 12, 2013
When the black wolf came in, he moved like rippling black water. From Snow Dog by the dog book guy extraordinaire.
October 11, 2013
Whenever threatened, Joe’s silent stare was most effective.
October 10, 2013
Joe, whenever threatened, would: a. quickly write a cadenza. b. use the particular silent stare illustrated above. c. disarm his foe with barnyard animal impressions. d. backflip away to a safe distance. e. vacation in Toronto.
