STRANGE PERSON TIMELINE
November 5, 2013
1st – She was born the son of unsuccessful tugboat captains on a small farm in Idaho.
2nd – She grew all alone on her own with the help of several bar tending clowns to nominal size perpendicular to a river.
3rd – Her middle years were spent as a migratory baggage handler based out of Tucson, Arizona.
4th – Middle age found her and a bedsprings manufacturer holed up on the eighth floor of an abandoned paper box company.
5th – Just before senility, she found glee singing filthy sea chanties on busy street corners next to major metropolitan car dealerships.
6th – Peace at last found her in the form of death.
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