BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SHAKESPEARE’S LANDLORD
November 10, 2013
Loon: The lords of the 4th dimension inform me that for today’s 3 question interview they’ve sent us William Shakespeare’s landlord, Jack Spot. Mr. Spot, can you tell us anything interesting about Shakespeare?
Jack Spot’s ghost: No.
Loon: What did you serve your tenants for supper?
Jack Spot’s ghost: I were landlord, not innkeeper, you pustule.
Loon: Oh, sorry. Now then, what was a typical day like back then?
Jack Spot’s ghost: Piles of guts tanged with stench.
Loon: That’s all the time we have. Good-bye.
(Jack Spot’s ghost withers to naught. Loon wobbles on his pins, blinks his eyes.)
