BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHNNY APPLESEED
Loon: Today we have some kind of raggedy fellow with a beard for our 3 question interview. The Lords of the 4th dimension forgot to tell me about today’s ghostly guest. So I’ll just have to wing it blind, so to speak. Tell me, celebrity, would the average, oh I don’t know, let’s just say, apple grower know your identity?
Johnny Appleseed’s ghost: Yes sirree. Sure as shootin’. By cracky, you got that right, young feller.
Loon: Aha. Then, moving logically, let me just ask you point blank whether or not the phrase ‘kitten on the keys’ means anything to you?
Johnny Appleseed’s ghost: Well now, sir, I don’t reckon as to how that means nary a thing to this here old codger.
Loon: Then I’m right! You are the ghost of Vincent Van Gogh, are you not?
Johnny Appleseed’s ghost: (Alarmed, eyes darting left, then right, strokes beard, fades away)
Loon (with pride): Join me next week when I’ll probe the mind of another famous ghost.
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