BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DALE CARNEGIE
Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview, I’d like to welcome the ghost of Dale Carnegie, a celebrity I have never heard of. Mr. Carnegie, why are you famous?
Carnegie’s ghost: That’s for me to know and you to find out. By the way, just curious, did you salvage the clothes you’re wearing from a pool of elephant vomit? ‘Cause that’s sure what it looks like.
Loon: Huh? I … Let me ask this. Did you invent something?
Carnegie’s ghost: About your face, it’s ugly, you know. It’s at moments like this I wish I’d invented a face de-uglifier.
Loon: Oh. Did you invent a kind of cheese?
Carnegie’s ghost: What’s with the invention obsession? In a battle of wits, you’d lose to an oat. (cartwheels through the ceiling)
Loon: He must have been an unhappy cheese inventor. (shrugs) See you next week.
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