BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BABE HARDY
Loon: Today’s guest for the 3 question interview is none other than the ghost of Oliver Hardy, one half of the famous team of Hardy and Laurel. Mr. Hardy, if it wouldn’t be too much trouble, could you tell us what it was like to work with Mr. Laurel?
Ollie’s ghost: Certainly.
(uncomfortable pause)
Loon: So, what was it like?
Ollie’s ghost: Oh, pardon me. You want more detail. (chuckles, flutters tie) To tell the truth, at times it was something awful.
Loon: In what way?
Ollie’s ghost: Well, wet, for instance. Blows to the head, for instance. Nice messes gotten into, for instance.
Loon: That’s 3 questions and all we have time for. Thank you, Mr. Hardy.
Ollie’s ghost: It was entirely my pleasure. (fades away, fingers dancing farewell)
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