BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WHISTLER’S MOTHER
January 12, 2014
Loon: Today we welcome for the 3 question interview a lady who was the mother of a famous musician, a whistler, I am told. First question. When did you first notice that your son was a whistler?
Whistler’s mother’s ghost: Why, from the day he was born, of course.
Loon: That soon. Wow. Was he always a whistler? Did he consider violin or cello, for example?
Whistler’s mother’s ghost: What sort of fool would choose names like those?
Loon: Fools? You think Itzhak Perlman is a fool?
Whistler’s mother’s ghost: If he calls himself Itzhak Violin or Itzhak Cello, whoever he is, he’s a fool. (storms out, literally – lightning, rain, the works)
Loon (wiping rain from his eyes): I guess that’s all for today.
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