BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAMUEL BECKETT
February 23, 2014
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost for the 3 question interview, one Mr. Samuel Becker, was a writer of some note, I am told. Looks a little like the homeless guy living under my shed. Welcome, Mr. Becker. Tell me, did you ever have a run in with a sheriff?
Beckett’s ghost: The lawn, the lawn, the lawn, the lawn.
Loon: I see. Going into more detail, can you tell us what it’s like to be cadaverous?
Beckett’s ghost: In spite of the tennis?
Loon: Yes, indeed. Exactly what I was getting at. In terms of endearment, do you favor logic or brutality?
Beckett’s ghost: The lawn, the lawn, the lawn, the lawn.
Loon: Well, okay. That about does it for this week. (leaves room)
Beckett’s ghost becomes a hat.
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