BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHARLES DARWIN
April 13, 2014
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have a distinguished looking bearded gentleman, a Mister Charles Darwin, I am informed. Tell me, Mr. Darwin, are those boots comfortable?
Darwin’s ghost: To be forthright, they are slightly snug.
Loon: Following up on that, have you ever spilled honey onto your beard?
Darwin’s ghost: You are remarkable, sir. Honey in my beard is quite the next thing to a daily occurrence.
Loon: And finally, are lemons your favorite fruit?
Darwin’s ghost: No.
Loon: Thank you. Come back next week when we’ll probe the depths of yet another famous ghost.
(Loon strolls off. Darwin evolves through wall.)
