BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELIZABETH I
June 8, 2014
Loon: For the 3 question interview today, I’m humbled to be honored to be presented with the opportunity to offer questions to the most famous Queen of England I know of, Elizabeth the First. Welcome, your regal serenity. May I call you Betty?
Ghost of Elizabeth I: No, you may not.
Loon: Very well then, your gracious royalness. Might I inquire as to the number of precious gems combined in your tiara and your fantankulous gown?
Ghost of Elizabeth I: No, you may not.
Loon: Very well then, your supreme high mightiness. Perhaps you would allow me to query you concerning your wig?
Ghost of Elizabeth I: No, I would not. (spins away through the wall like a dervish)
Loon: Join me next week when I’ll grill another ghost with 3 probing questions.
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