BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS SR
Loon: I am honored today to welcome for the three question interview the ghost of the famous movie star, Douglas Fairbanks Sr. The first question … Wait. Come over here, Mr. Fairbanks, please. Now, that’s … Could you stop the leaping from wall to wall for just a second? I’d like to get your response … Mr. Fairbanks, MR. FAIRBANKS! Wait … Not over there … Here for just … Not … MR. FAIRBANKS!
The ghost of Douglas Fairbanks continues to romp and leap and swing, disappear and reappear, flip, grin, and toss his head until for once and for all he just plain runs away with a skip and a lunge.
Loon: Join me next week when I hope the Lords of the 4th Dimension will deliver a less lively ghost for the three question interview. Until then, drive safely, watch your diet, and toil in your garden.
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