THE DAVY CROCKETT KWIZ
Davy kilt him a bar when:
a. he tripped over a root and his rifle Betsy discharged, felling a bar up a tree.
b. he lost a bet and had to tend bar while wearing a kilt.
c. it was the only thing around he could find to kill.
d. his erratic marksmanship felled a bar 20 paces to the left of the fawn he was aiming to annihilate.
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