June 26, 2014

davy crockett

Davy kilt him a bar when:

a. he tripped over a root and his rifle Betsy discharged, felling a bar up a tree.

b. he lost a bet and had to tend bar while wearing a kilt.

c. it was the only thing around he could find to kill.

d. his erratic marksmanship felled a bar 20 paces to the left of the fawn he was aiming to annihilate.

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