BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GORT
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for today’s 3 question interview a famous giant robot from outer space. Welcome, giant robot. What do you eat?
Gort ghost: First of all, thanks for the welcome. Second of all, I eat all sorts of things, such as bread and wine. Sometimes licorice for a treat. Red, not the black.
Loon: Interesting. Do you have a favorite bread?
Gort ghost: No.
Loon: Oh. In that case, what’s your favorite digging tool?
Gort ghost: My laser is pretty handy for all sorts of things, digging to baking.
Loon: Fascinating. That’s all the time we have. Join me next time when the Lords of the 4th Dimension will conjure up another celebrity ghost for a 3 question interview. Until then, be very careful.
Gort’s visor opens, and everything is rayed into non-existence.
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