BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SIR WILLIAM S GILBERT

September 21, 2014
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Loon: Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to deliver to us for the 3 question interview the ghost of Sir William Gilbert. I am led to believe Sir William was active in Victorian England. Sir William, did you have anything to do with investigating the Jack the Ripper murders?

Ghost of W. S. Gilbert: If I were a lowly pigeon, I’d answer not a smidgen. But as I’m a high born hawk, I ignore such piffling talk.

Loon: Oh. I see. Was there really punting on the Thames? I didn’t think football was invented yet.

Ghost of W. S. Gilbert: Surely you must jest. Are you putting me to a test?

Loon: I … No. Did you like fish and chips?

Ghost of W. S. Gilbert: Though I’m far from being skinny, I do believe you’re a ninny. (dances off through the ceiling)

Loon: So there you have Sir William Gilbert, a famous person from Victorian England. (leaves room awkwardly)

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