September 28, 2014

Loon: For the 3 question interview we have with us today none other than Orville and Wilbur Wright, inventors of flight. Tell me, Wilbur and Orville, is the little rumor I heard about a certain young lady named Kitty Hawk had quite a lot of input, so to speak, in getting your machine off the ground, so to speak?

Orville’s ghost: Kitty Hawk is the name of the site in North Carolina where we first achieved success with our flying machine. It is not the name of a young lady.

Loon: Oh, sure, if you say so. (winks) Second Question. If you had one piece of chocolate, would you share even if it was really small?

Wilbur’s ghost: One of us would. One of us wouldn’t. (glares at Orville)

Loon: And finally, did you sing harmony as you worked?

Both ghosts (emphatically): No!

Loon: That wraps up another 3 question interview. Join me next week when who knows who the Lords of the 4th Dimension will provide for the questions 3. (Bows. Exits. The Wright brothers had flown off earlier.)

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