The Kudu Woman has chosen me to make the Solstice Trek to meet with the Wizard of Gauze. Therefore, bearing the ritual offering of oats in a small hamper, I am heading into the wilderness. Be back Monday.
What horrors did good old Dave Heffelfinger have to endure to procure for his beloved granddaughter her dream gift of a pony? Don’t ask.
Include the following words and phrases in a story about former First Lady Bess Truman: knitting needles wampum elf on a shelf it ain’t a fit night out for man or beast celery trapezoid laughing hyena warthogs
No, wait, it’s more of a sigh. A sigh? Si. Stop with the Jack Benny/Mel Blanc. You were telling me about a Christmas moan. Well, to be truthful, it isn’t really a moan or a sigh. What is it then? It’s the noise you make when you open a present and hate it beyond endurance. […]
At lake level, this thin dusting of snow was all the ‘giant’ storm last week had to offer.
You peg the guy for a creep right off, but when he tosses 500 green on the table, you figure he’s not so bad after all. ‘It’s my wife Brigitte, Mr. Barlow. I want her followed. I got to know where she goes,’ says the not so bad creep. ‘She’s going to be at this […]
Elsa hated the lunches Charles made. Richard loved them and was always willing to trade.
Richard Pratt, aka Boris Karloff, and Elsa Lanchester, aka Elsa Lanchester, on the set of The Bride of Frankenstein: a. played snooker for cash, often abandoning the game to duel with their cues. b. raced in tiny autos. c. often traded lunches, he giving her his chicken tikka masala, she giving him her banana infused […]
Number 1 rule to observe after achieving the age of 70 – Make no sudden moves.
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
