BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOSEPH CONRAD
February 8, 2015
Loon: Today’s guest ghost for the 3 question interview is Joseph Conrad, who I am told wrote books. Welcome, Mr. Conrad. Did anybody ever tell you that you look like the captain of the Titanic?
Conrad’s ghost (staring wide-eyed at the loon): The horror, the horror.
Loon (turning his head this way and that, frightened): What? Where?
Conrad’s ghost (maintaining the wide-eyed gaze): The horror, the horror.
Loon (racing from the room): I’m getting out of here.
Conrad’s ghost (stone stiff, staring): The horror, the horror.
