ARRIVAL OF SPRING

March 21, 2015
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SPRING ARRIVES Locals Gather No Winter Not Our Fault, Spokesflower Says

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HERE COME THE FUZZ BUDDIES

March 20, 2015
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NOT EDWARD LEAR’S BIRTHDAY

March 19, 2015

In honor of Edward Lear, who was not born on this date in any year you could name, the following poem is dedicated. Once Jill was lost on a mountain Once Jill was trapped in a fountain Once Jill was captured by geese Once Jill was jailed by her niece Therefore, naturally Jill now lives […]

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READY OR NOT, HERE I COME

March 18, 2015
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DEBOR

March 17, 2015

Hand over hand she climbed the rope up to her aerie above the dead city on the dead world. She tumbled over the sill into the nearly vacant room. She grasped the strap of the satchel hanging around her neck and lifted it up and over her head. She placed the satchel on the floor […]

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THE SKELETAL TRIFFID

March 16, 2015
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This skeletal triffid, standing in front of the triffid disguised as a pine tree, monitors the airwaves with its antenna twigs and sends reports to the invisible mother ship hovering somewhere in back of the moon. It told me that lately it’s been bored with nothing but weasels to report. It added not to get […]

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SPACE PREPARED FOR WILDFLOWER INVASION

March 15, 2015
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

March 14, 2015

1. A rocket ship to Mars just took off. 2. The superhero, Designer Clothes Man, just flew by. c. The roadrunner, pursued by Wile E. Coyote, just ran by. d. The rug along the corridor by the pool in the Hard Rock hotel casino just blew your mind, man.

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THE SEVENTH SEAL KWIZ ANSWER

March 13, 2015

‘all of the above’ is the correct answer.

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THE SEVENTH SEAL KWIZ

March 12, 2015

During the filming of The Seventh Seal, Gunnar Bjornstrand and Max Von Sydow relaxed between scenes by: a. sharing knock knock jokes. b. downing flagon on flagon of ale and giggling. c. waging a Bibi Andersson impersonation contest judged by Bibi herself. d. thumb wrestling. e. doing all of the above.

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