The new assignment was to add a sentence to the following in order to complete the tale: Princess and Alvin Triceratops drove off in their reinfected mobile storage facility to purchase innards. The 3 sentences to earn the grade of A were: 1. Disappointed to discover that the innards store had gone out of business, […]
As instructed, all of the suspects have been gathered in the drawing room. You enter, your face an efficient blank. ‘Good evening,’ you begin. ‘You may all rest assured that I have solved the murder, but indulge me for a moment and allow me to reveal how I came to my conclusion. First, Lady Biveridge, […]
Loon: As a special treat for today, the Lords of the 4th Dimension are supplying me with a mystery celebrity ghost. I am to try and guess who it is by asking 3 questions. The ghost is here now, and I can see her, but I can’t identify her by sight. So here goes. Mystery […]
Like a thread of chewing gum a child stretches in idle play from her mouth, the state road picked its dainty way through the hills. That proud sentence is from Summer in Williamsburg.
Janet was quite the sight marching through the woods with her attendant parade of 7 geese trailing close behind her.
While working on Sunrise, F. W. Murnau’s brilliant and strange expressionist silent movie about a sweet little farm wife and her deeply disturbed husband, Janet Gaynor relaxed by: a. swimming in Lake Arrowhead with Murnau’s pet albino hippopotamus. b. knitting sweaters for owls. c. undergoing experimental self-induced comas. d. marching in circles leading her geese.
Snoopy, the landfill beast looked north, then south, then east. He sighed an audible sigh directed at the sky. ‘Why must I live in this trash? If only I had enough cash, I could dwell in marble halls with paintings on the walls.’ He shrugged and resumed his eating of a tire and some rusty […]
The class was given the assignment of adding one sentence to the following statement to make a complete story: —For reasons never explained, the Devil had him sign the document in penguin blood.— 5 students received gold stars. Here are their additions: 1. Then they had cupcakes. 2. Surprisingly, a cold wind blew them to […]
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