PERKINS AND THE MILD MANNERED BLOWFISH

May 10, 2015
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The last thing Perkins expected to see was a mild mannered blowfish sitting across the table from her in the Automat. For this reason she froze in place with the hash loaded fork midway on its journey to her mouth. ‘Don’t be alarmed, young lady. The day couldn’t be lovelier. The weather couldn’t be nicer. […]

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A TRIFFID IN DISGUISE

May 9, 2015
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A RUDOLPH VALENTINO KWIZ ANSWER

May 8, 2015

Rudy really wanted that last veal cutlet.

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A RUDOLPH VALENTINO KWIZ

May 7, 2015

Rudolph is thinking: a. ‘How dare you take the last veal cutlet?’ b. ‘Why, I oughta…’ c. ‘You will allow me to check out this book even though the library closed a few minutes ago.’ d. ‘As a matter of fact, I do know what happened to the missing cat.’

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LAVENDER MASSES

May 6, 2015

The lavender masses gather to worship their Queen.

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THE PROBLEMATICAL WALRUS

May 5, 2015

Stennis was somewhat taken aback when he arrived at work only to find a walrus blocking the entrance to his cubicle. Feigning a lack of concern, he dallied at the water cooler frantically calculating his options. ‘Nice walrus,’ said Artemis, passing by. ‘Had it long?’ ‘Huh? Oh yeah. Thanks,’ mumbled Stennis. ‘Harold, what a handsome […]

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DEFIANCE

May 4, 2015

Sure. Go ahead and saw my head off. Think that’ll stop me from blooming? Think again, smart guy.

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ANOTHER FLANN O’BRIEN GEM

May 3, 2015

I retched slightly, making a noise with my throat similar to that utilized by persons in the article of death.

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FAMILY

May 2, 2015

Mom, Dad, toddler, infant twins

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SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR

May 1, 2015

A Streetcar Named Henrietta Ferguson

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