May 10, 2015
The last thing Perkins expected to see was a mild mannered blowfish sitting across the table from her in the Automat. For this reason she froze in place with the hash loaded fork midway on its journey to her mouth. ‘Don’t be alarmed, young lady. The day couldn’t be lovelier. The weather couldn’t be nicer. […]
May 8, 2015
Rudy really wanted that last veal cutlet.
May 7, 2015
Rudolph is thinking: a. ‘How dare you take the last veal cutlet?’ b. ‘Why, I oughta…’ c. ‘You will allow me to check out this book even though the library closed a few minutes ago.’ d. ‘As a matter of fact, I do know what happened to the missing cat.’
May 6, 2015
The lavender masses gather to worship their Queen.
May 5, 2015
Stennis was somewhat taken aback when he arrived at work only to find a walrus blocking the entrance to his cubicle. Feigning a lack of concern, he dallied at the water cooler frantically calculating his options. ‘Nice walrus,’ said Artemis, passing by. ‘Had it long?’ ‘Huh? Oh yeah. Thanks,’ mumbled Stennis. ‘Harold, what a handsome […]
May 4, 2015
Sure. Go ahead and saw my head off. Think that’ll stop me from blooming? Think again, smart guy.
May 3, 2015
I retched slightly, making a noise with my throat similar to that utilized by persons in the article of death.
May 2, 2015
Mom, Dad, toddler, infant twins
May 1, 2015
A Streetcar Named Henrietta Ferguson