FOLDED FIELDS

July 10, 2015

Quiet takes back her folded fields. – James Joyce, Finnegans Wake

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CRASH

July 9, 2015

The poor kids from the wrong side of the tracks try to gate-crash the snobby high society dance.

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3 WAYS TO TELL A JOKE

July 8, 2015

1. The Bob Hope Way: My doctor gave me some pills to cure my insomnia. They work okay, I guess, but now I dream I can’t get to sleep. 2. The Rodney Dangerfield Way: I got it rough every night, I tell ya. I keep dreaming I can’t get to sleep. 3. The Steven Wright […]

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LOUISA MAY ALCOTT

July 7, 2015

or she may not

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GIANT PARTNERS IN THE WEST

July 6, 2015

Sassafrass Finn removed the final tumbleweed from his longjohns and tossed it away. ‘Don’t that beat all?’ he said to his partner, Mo Fledge. ‘Tumbleweeds thicker ‘n a barn full of sweetowls ’round here, ain’t it.’ Fledge grunted, absorbed as he was in removing his own plague of troublesome tumbleweeds from his hat, boots, shirt […]

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SUMMER SCENE AND SOME AREN’T

July 5, 2015
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BANG

July 4, 2015

bang!

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THE EDDIE CANTOR KWIZ ANSWER

July 3, 2015

If you knew Susie like Eddie knew Susie, you’d look at her like that, too.

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THE EDDIE CANTOR KWIZ

July 2, 2015

Eddie has just seen: a. the light. b. Edgar Bergen modeling the first bikini. c. Al Capone enter the studio with a smile and a Thompson submachine gun. d. Susie.

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PINK AND PEBBLES

July 1, 2015
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