BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CECIL B DEMILLE
Loon: I’m told by the Lords of the 4th dimension that today’s 3 question interview subject, when living, was big in Hollywood. His name is Cecil B DeMille. Mr. DeMille, you seem to be of average size. Were the residents of Hollywood unusually small?
DeMille’s ghost (wearing a carefully planned look of extreme importance on his face): In comparison to me, everyone I ever worked with was smaller than I am in every way possible.
Loon: And just what sort of work did you do?
DeMille’s ghost (wearing a carefully planned and particularly favorite expression of superiority on his face): I was the creator of the greatest motion pictures ever made.
Loon: Oh. Are those funny pants you’re wearing called jodhpurs?
DeMille’s ghost (wearing a carefully planned look of anger on his face): If you’re trying to be funny, you aren’t succeeding. (raises riding crop in a carefully planned threatening manner)
Loon: I wasn’t … That’s all anyway. (leaves room)
(DeMille’s ghost, wearing a carefully planned serious expression on his face, rises through the ceiling.)
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