NAME CHANGE
August 21, 2015
Chambermusic Cadwallater hurried into the Hall of Records to have his name changed finally for once and for all at last. No more dillydallying. No more limp excuses. What will the neighbors think? The neighbors can go spin. How will the postal carrier react? Bother the postal carrier! Chambermusic stormed into the proper room and said a little too loudly, ‘I am changing my name.’ The clerk stifled a natural ‘No wonder, bud’ when she examined Cadwallater’s driver’s license. With all sorts of forms filled, filed, folded, and stamped, an exuberant new man later exited the building.
To the guard posted at the door, he nodded a greeting, smiled, and said, ‘Nice day. By the way, my name is Sid Funtimes, and I am glad to meet you.’
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