BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANTHONY TROLLOPE
Loon: I’ve been told that today’s guest for the 3 question celebrity ghost interview is a writer of novels from some time ago. His name is Anthony Trollope. Mr. Trollope, I can’t help noticing your bushy beard. Does it ever itch?
Trollope’s ghost: To circumnavigate this conundrum with utmost caution and a certain level of trepidation, I always select an attitude of indifference.
Loon: You do?
Trollope’s ghost: On weighing the variety of responses available, I must lean toward the affirmative.
Loon: You must?
Trollope’s ghost: To avoid the embarrassment of needless repetition, I will endeavor to communicate my honest appraisal with a simple nod of the head. (nods)
Loon: That’s all we have time for today. (wanders off, a puzzled expression on his face)
Trollope’s ghost exits, walking briskly through the wall.
