BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost here for the 3 question interview is a former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt. Madame Chairman, just what was it like to be married to Teddy Roosevelt?
Eleanor’s ghost: Teddy was my uncle.
Loon: You were married to your uncle?
Eleanor’s ghost: No, no, no. I was married to Franklin.
Loon: Are you trying to tell me you were married to Benjamin Franklin?
Eleanor’s ghost: Am I on Candid Camera?
Loon: Huh?
The encounter ends with Eleanor’s ghost retreating with dignity and the Loon retreating in confusion.
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