October 21, 2015
Hollow Ian, the baker’s apprentice, braced himself once again to endure the upcoming japes. He blamed himself for the curse of his name. When young he had constantly moaned how hungry he was and thereby had earned on his own behalf the wretched appellation. A curse on my name, he snarled inwardly. The crone he […]
October 20, 2015
He looked like a termite, but tried and failed to soften the effect by wearing a tie. Her lips were a pair of sardines battling for possession of my mouth. I tried to explain my head wasn’t a gong, but they tapped me again harder, and I was taking tickets in dreamland.
October 19, 2015
behold turkeys not seen the bent fence trots by the yellow serentiy of phantoms breeze shivered waiting
October 18, 2015
Loon: I’ve been told that today’s guest for the 3 question celebrity ghost interview is a writer of novels from some time ago. His name is Anthony Trollope. Mr. Trollope, I can’t help noticing your bushy beard. Does it ever itch? Trollope’s ghost: To circumnavigate this conundrum with utmost caution and a certain level of […]
October 17, 2015
Came across this very rare dried apricot tree yesterday. Enjoyed a snack.
October 16, 2015
The highlight of Janet’s vaudeville act was when, with her hair tied to a hangman’s noose, she was raised far above the stage to perform an enchanting mid-air dance.
October 15, 2015
Long before Janet won the first Academy Award for acting, she: a. toured in a vaudeville act called ‘Jan and Hair’. b. considered trying to make a living by throwing a discus into a barrel. c. almost drowned while shampooing her hair. d. roomed with two centipedes and a mynah bird.
October 14, 2015
taint: corrupt spoil rural form of ‘it isn’t’
October 13, 2015
while suffering the wrath of mome i wandered far away from home i hopped aboard a trolley car and hopped off at the nearest bar in palsied hands i gripped the glass ‘what’s wrong, old sock?’ said Darla Bass ‘the wrath of mome,’ was my reply she fell back stunned and turned to fly departed […]