BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOST – EDMUND GWENN
December 13, 2015
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me the guest for today’s 3 question interview is some fellow named Edmund Gwenn. They can’t fool me. You’re really Santa Claus, aren’t you, Mr. so called Edmund Gwenn?
Edmund Gwenn’s ghost: Of course I am.
Loon: I thought so. Tell me, Santa, can the reindeer read?
Edmund Gwenn’s ghost: Oh my, no. They have so many more important things to do.
Loon: I see. I have one final question. It’s about your sleigh. Does it have a heater?
Edmund Gwenn’s ghost: Why, there’s no need. I love the cold. It’s my element. Keeps me brisk and lively. You’ll excuse me. I must be leaving now. As you know, this is my busiest time of year. Be good. (rises through ceiling)
Loon (pleased with himself): That went well, I think.
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