THE INSANE PHILOSOPHER SPEAKS

January 23, 2016

It seems to me a lot of folks don’t understand the word ‘kurpaginostician’. I tremble for them. To be fair, I tremble for everyone, what with me being afflicted with ‘the shakes’ and all. Howsoever and to boot, I stand 43 per cent behind whatever I was saying, which was, as I recall, I don’t recall. My boots have sharp incisors, the better to snack on you, my dear, said the grandmother wolf. Let that be a lesson to a certain former footman. And ‘kurpaginostician’? Root – ‘kurpag’ – to apply balm. Stem – ‘inostician’ – to take away with vigor. Flower – behold, this balm is not for you, ha ha ha.

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