INTRODUCTION
Ladies and gentlemen, it is incumbent on me, as you no doubt can see. If someone would kindly remove incumbent, we will proceed. That’s right, boys. Don’t be too rough. Just get him out of here. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. It has fallen upon me, though not to worry, I escaped unscathed. Now, to get down to basics, here is the heart of the matter. And might I ask, what is the heart of the matter doing here? Take it to the kitchen, where they no doubt are wondering wherever did it get to. So, now, finally, to get to the point. Take the highway north along the coast until you see a windmill. Turn left and proceed out to the spit of land thrusting itself rudely into the ocean. I’ll meet you there in twenty minutes and introduce our speaker for the evening, who at this very moment is buried up to his neck in sand. Let’s go. Last one to arrive is a jellyfish.
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