THE COLIN CLIVE KWIZ ANSWER

February 19, 2016

Clive’s decision to consume 2 dozen oysters for lunch was a grievous error in judgment.

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THE COLIN CLIVE KWIZ

February 18, 2016

At this precise moment in time, Colin is wondering: a. why he ate those 2 dozen oysters for lunch. b. how many times he should shriek ‘It’s alive!’ for maximum effect. c. where he went wrong in life. d. if he could kill Boris Karloff, then bring him back to life for real.

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INTRODUCTION

February 17, 2016

Ladies and gentlemen, it is incumbent on me, as you no doubt can see. If someone would kindly remove incumbent, we will proceed. That’s right, boys. Don’t be too rough. Just get him out of here. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. It has fallen upon me, though not to worry, I escaped unscathed. Now, […]

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HORSE’S MOUTH SENTENCE

February 16, 2016

Joyce Cary’s novel, The Horse’s Mouth, contains artful writing of the finest cabin. It teems with lovely sentences, the likes of which are wrought such as for example: He was born to be a village baker’s wife and tell the news warm, with the new loaves.  

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LOON STATEMENT

February 15, 2016

Life is like a burning tomato. I don’t know exactly how, but it is.

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FRAMED AND READY TO HANG ON THE WALL

February 14, 2016
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INTERLUDE

February 13, 2016

Warm respite between snow storms. There will be more snow storms. Right? Right?

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BRAIDS KWIZ ANSWER

February 12, 2016

The first person to fashion her hair into braids was Mud Woman. However, the first sentient being to fashion its hair into braids was 3,3kifj78jk on a planet in a galaxy far far away 2 billion years ago.

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BRAIDS KWIZ

February 11, 2016

Braids were invented by: a. Tish Wombat, Neanderthal fashion trend setter, 35,000 years ago. b. Hercules Everdeen, winner of the very first Hunger Games. c. Loquacia, Queen of the Sky. d. Mud Woman of the mud people 18,000 years ago.

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PLEASE, SIR, WE WANT SOME MORE

February 10, 2016
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